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Entertain Yourself Immediately
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Feed me Entertainment!
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en
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Sun, 26 Sep 2010 18:03:29 -0700
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vybeauregard@alumni.ou.edu (Trey Beauregard)
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vybeauregard@alumni.ou.edu (Trey Beauregard)
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1440
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racism
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An infographic.
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Sun, 26 Sep 2010 18:03:29 -0700
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trolling the genius bar, part 2
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A customer consults with the Genius bar regarding a misplaced handset. 
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Sun, 08 Aug 2010 21:40:21 -0700
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trolling the genius bar, part 1
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A customer consults with the Genius bar regarding lost data.
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Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:36:29 -0700
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<title>
the vegetarian agenda
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When you tell me you're a vegetarian, all I hear is "I don't like food".
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Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:44:14 -0700
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<title>
have you read my car?
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People put a lot of crap on their vehicles. Stickers, decals, bumper stickers. But why?
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<pubDate>
Fri, 16 Apr 2010 20:22:58 -0700
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<title>
temporal relativity
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<description>
It's tough to put thousands of years of recorded history in perspective when you're a little over a quarter of a century old.
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Sat, 13 Feb 2010 23:05:06 -0800
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computer shopping
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My catch-all advice for anyone who's currently in the market for a new computer.
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Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:33:50 -0800
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<title>
top ten of the decade
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To prove to anyone who said I was completely unable to chase trends, I now present to you: Top 10 Best Things Of The Decade In The Universe.
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<pubDate>
Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:12:05 -0800
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<title>
a wal-mart dilemma
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For anyone else, they'd just throw a $5 Wal-Mart gift card in their wallet and try to remember to use it the next time they're there. But for me, receiving this card calls into conflict two of my core personal beliefs.
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Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:10:57 -0800
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<title>
grammar: a eulogy
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Grammar, we hardly knew ye.
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<pubDate>
Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:48:37 -0700
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<title>
dear smoker:
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Seems like the only place smokers have left to engage in their habit is in their car. Yeah, can you stop doing that please?
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<pubDate>
Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:20:13 -0700
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<title>
pepboys
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<description>
I went in for a light bulb. I came out married to an auto parts store I'm not sure I even like. Is this the future of customer service?
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<pubDate>
Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:32:05 -0700
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<title>
#200
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http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/index.php?rant=200
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<description>
EYI hits two milestones with one bird: post #200 and a seven-year anniversary.
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<pubDate>
Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:11:18 -0700
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<title>
renting
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<description>
Ever heard someone tell a renter they're throwing their money away?  Don't believe it.
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<pubDate>
Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:32:26 -0700
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<title>
music in public spaces
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<description>
People always laugh at how awful Muzak was.  But the alternative we're dealing with in the aftermath of its demise is a thousand times worse.
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<pubDate>
Sat, 16 May 2009 16:45:43 -0700
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