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          Entertain Yourself Immediately
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          http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/
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        <description>
          Feed me Entertainment!
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          en
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        <pubDate>
		28 Oct 2008 19:38:27 -0600
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		<title>
			gas
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			http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/rant.php?gas
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		<description>
			Gas is expensive.  You don't deserve to be paying less than $2 a gallon for it.  So stop whining.
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		<pubDate>
			28 Oct 2008 19:38:27 -0600
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		<title>
			backslash
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			http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/rant.php?backslash
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		<description>
			The backslash will pop up absolutely everywhere, and when you least expect it.  And it's never appropriate.
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		<pubDate>
			30 Sep 2008 20:23:52 -0600
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		<title>
			one size fits all
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		<link>
			http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/rant.php?onesizefitsall
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		<description>
			Probably the most ridiculous concept of the eighties: clothes that will fit everybody.
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		<pubDate>
			21 Sep 2008 10:42:16 -0600
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		<title>
			sing along
		</title>
		
		<link>
			http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/rant.php?singalong
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		<description>
			I should have kept my mouth shut.  It's honestly the worst idea I've ever had.
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		<pubDate>
			30 Aug 2008 17:20:58 -0600
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		<title>
			ipod ownership
		</title>
		<link>
			http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/rant.php?ipodowner
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		<description>
			I had to break down and get an iPod.  Do I like them now?  Quite the opposite.
		</description>
		
		<pubDate>
			30 Jul 2008 20:29:31 -0600
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		<title>
			double vision
		</title>
		<link>
			http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/rant.php?doublevision
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		<description>
			I spent most of this weekend avoiding natural light. The only time I went out on Saturday was after 9pm when there were no traces of sunlight remaining.The only time I opened the front door on Sunday was when Jason and Kellie dropped by, and a couple hours later when the pizza guy showed up.
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		<pubDate>
			14 Jul 2008 18:26:44 -0600
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		<title>
			new york city
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		<link>
			http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/rant.php?nyc
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		<description>
			Obviously there's way more to experience in Manhattan alone than can be done in nine hours, but I made sure to hit the high points as I planned out the route.
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		<pubDate>
			24 June 2008 18:55:23 -0600
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		<title>
			dogs
		</title>
		<link>
			http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/rant.php?dogs
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		<description>
			Here's how I feel about dogs: I don't like them. Here's how dogs feel about me: Dogs love me. 
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		<pubDate>
			7 May 2008 22:13:54 -0600
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          <title>
            earth day
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          <link>
            http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/rant.php?earthday
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          <description>
            "Going Green" is more in vogue than ever. The vast majority of people out there don't even really know what that means, but they've heard buzzwords like "hybrid" and "compact fluorescent" and have decided that an expensive lifestyle change is just what the former vice-present ordered.
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          <pubDate>
            22 April 2008 10:46:29 -0600
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		<title>
			what's your hurry?
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		<link>
			http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/rant.php?hurry
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		<description>
			How did life get so busy that no one has time for anything anymore?  And how is my life so drastically different from this that I can see the difference between hectic and calm?
		</description>
		<pubDate>
			25 March 2008 18:55:32 -0600
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		<title>
			you're not good enough
		</title>
		<link>
			http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/rant.php?notgoodenough
		</link>
		<description>
			This is the message the advertising media is sending. And the public is eating it up.
		</description>
		
		<pubDate>
			18 February 2008 21:37:16 -0600
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		<title>
			fast food
		</title>
		<link>
			http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/rant.php?fastfood
		</link>
		
		<description>
			The period between deciding what to eat and the act of consuming food is a fascinating one.  As the go-to guy at work for picking up orders for the ravenous higher-ups, I've been able to observe it firsthand.
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		<pubDate>
			25 January 2008 18:58:42 -0600
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		<title>
			guitar hero
		</title>
		
		<link>
			http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/rant.php?guitarhero
		</link>
		<description>
			Within all of us is a primal desire to be up on stage, in front of thousands of adoring fans, shredding the sickest licks since Hendrix was alive.  Within all of us is not, however, the talent to do so.
		</description>
		<pubDate>
			10 Jan 2008 18:35:17 -0600
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		<title>
			talk radio
		</title>
		<link>
			http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/rant.php?talkradio
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		<description>
			I borrowed my boss' demo yesterday and as soon as I cranked it up, My brain was immediately bombarded with sports talk radio.  It wasn't just on, it was cranked up fairly loud.  As in the same volume I'd have been listening to Nine Inch Nails or Venetian Snares.  There was so much loud, opinionated talking going on, I could barely concentrate on backing his truck out of the parking space without hitting a dumpster.
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		<pubDate>
			30 Oct 2007 23:31:43 -0600
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		<title>
			postal
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			http://eyi.vybeauregard.net/rant.php?postal
		</link>
		
		<description>
			All I needed was a stamp.
		</description>
		<pubDate>
			12 Oct 2007 20:28:55 -0600
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