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            Effit Comics
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          http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/
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          <description>

            It's Funny 'cuz It's True.
          </description>
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            en
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          <pubDate>
            7 Aug 2008 18:42:24 -0600
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		  <title>
			  Danny's Return
		  </title>
		  <link>
			  http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2008-08-07
		  </link>
		  <description>
			  
			  Danny's moving back home.  How long before we start handing him crap?
		  </description>
		  <pubDate>
			  7 Aug 2008 18:42:24 -0600
		  </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              The Purse
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2008-01-18
            </link>
            <description>

              Jason has misplaced his drivers license.
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              18 Jan 2008 01:07:38 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              The Roommate
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2007-01-17
            </link>
            <description>

              Brandon and Trey get a new roommate.
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              17 Jan 2007 00:51:49 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>	
<item>
          <title>
            The Gift Card
          </title>
          <link>

          http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2006-12-26
          </link>
          <description>
            Brandon encounters the age-old debate: What should I buy with my gift card?
          </description>
          <pubDate>
              26 Dec 2006 22:39:16 -0600
          </pubDate>
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          <title>

            The MIT Shirt
          </title>
          <link>
          http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2006-11-28
          </link>
          <description>
            Has Brandon finally found something that makes him look smart?
          </description>
          <pubDate>
            28 Nov 2006 00:00:00 -0600
          </pubDate>

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	<item>
          <title>
            The Full House Premise
          </title>
          <link>
          http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2006-09-21
          </link>
          <description>
            Trey offers his take on how Full House came to be.
          </description>

          <pubDate>
            21 Sep 2006 22:27:00 -0600
          </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
          <title>
            The AOL Disc
          </title>
          <link>
          http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2006-05-11
          </link>

          <description>
            We've been getting a lot of AOL Discs in the mail recently.  Brandon states this fact in slightly more convoluted terms.
          </description>
          <pubDate>
            11 Mar 2006 09:00:00 -0600
          </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
          <title>
            The Question
          </title>

          <link>
          http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2006-03-07
          </link>
          <description>
            Whoever said "There are no stupid questions" has clearly not met Brandon.
          </description>
          <pubDate>
            07 Mar 2006 00:00:00 -0600
          </pubDate>
          </item>

          <item>
            <title>
              The Loincloth
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2006-02-21
            </link>
            <description>
              Trey is surprised to find Brandon at home in a compromising position.
            </description>

            <pubDate>
              21 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
            <item>
              <title>
                The Minivan
              </title>
              <link>
              http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2006-02-14
              </link>

              <description>
                Brandon borrows a minivan for the weekend.
              </description>
              <pubDate>
                14 Feb 2006 21:24:30 -0600
              </pubDate>
            </item>
            <item>
              <title>
                The Concert Tickets
              </title>

              <link>
              http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2006-02-07
              </link>
              <description>
                A misunderstanding occurs as Brandon relays concert ticket prices to Trey.
              </description>
              <pubDate>
                07 feb 2006 00:00:00 -0600
              </pubDate>
            </item>

            <item>
              <title>
                Lobster
              </title>
              <link>
              http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2006-01-31
              </link>
              <description>
                Brandon decides to cook his own lobster.
              </description>

              <pubDate>
                31 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0600
              </pubDate>
            </item>
            <item>
              <title>
                The Captain's Log
              </title>
              <link>
              http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2006-01-24
              </link>

              <description>
                An embarassing relic from Jaime's past is uncovered while Brandon and Trey help him move.
              </description>
              <pubDate>
                24 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0600
              </pubDate>
            </item>
            <item>
              <title>
                Batteries
              </title>

              <link>
              http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2006-01-17
              </link>
              <description>
                Brandon takes Trey's advice to play some Pong.
              </description>
              <pubDate>
                17 Jan 2006 00:25:37 -0600
              </pubDate>
            </item>

            <item>
              <title>
                Population: One
              </title>
              <link>
              http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2006-01-10
              </link>
              <description>
                In Brandon's world, things aren't always what they seem.
              </description>

              <pubDate>
                10 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0600
              </pubDate>
            </item>
            <item>
              <title>
                Photosynthesis
              </title>
              <link>
              http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2006-01-03
              </link>

              <description>
                Brandon finds another shortcut to a finished strip.
              </description>
              <pubDate>
                03 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0600
              </pubDate>
            </item>
            <item>
              <title>
                The Christmas Tree
              </title>

              <link>
              http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2005-12-27
              </link>
              <description>
                The day after Christmas at Trey and Brandon's.
              </description>
              <pubDate>
                27 Dec 2005 01:28:13 -0600
              </pubDate>
            </item>

            <item>
              <title>
                No Late Fees
              </title>
              <link>
              http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2005-12-20
              </link>
              <description>
                Ever since the rental place did away with late fees, coming up with a good excuse just isn't the same.
              </description>

              <pubDate>
                20 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0600
              </pubDate>
            </item>
            <item>
              <title>
                Flooding Hazard
              </title>
              <link>
              http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2005-12-13
              </link>

              <description>
                Given fair warning, Brandon tempts fate anyway.
              </description>
              <pubDate>
                13 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0600
              </pubDate>
            </item>
            <item>
              <title>
                By the Powers Vested in Me...
              </title>

              <link>
              http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2005-12-06
              </link>
              <description>
                Brandon, Jaime and Trey address a controversial issue.
              </description>
              <pubDate>
                06 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0600
              </pubDate>
            </item>

            <item>
              <title>
                The Water Filter
              </title>
              <link>
              http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2005-11-29
              </link>
              <description>
                Brandon learns just how useful a water filter can be.
              </description>

              <pubDate>
                29 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0600
              </pubDate>
            </item>
            <item>
              <title>
                Cheap Drink Summer
              </title>
              <link>
              http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2005-11-22
              </link>

              <description>
                Jaime purchases a smaller beverage at a higher price.
              </description>
              <pubDate>
                22 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0600
              </pubDate>
            </item>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>

              Talkin' Trash
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2005-11-15
            </link>
            <description>
              Whose turn is it to take out the trash?
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              15 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>

          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              Suicide is the Answer
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2005-11-08
            </link>
            <description>
              Jaime fails a test and decides to end it all.
            </description>

            <pubDate>
              08 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              Korso Sucks
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-10-15
            </link>

            <description>
              Korso makes an... well, you'll see.
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              15 Oct 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              Count Chocula
            </title>

            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-10-11
            </link>
            <description>
              Jaime receives a complimentary Halloween CD in his cereal.
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              11 Oct 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>

          <item>
            <title>
              Damn, I Don't Know
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-10-08
            </link>
            <description>
              Watch Transformers, or read comics?
            </description>

            <pubDate>
              08 Oct 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              Special Dick
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-10-07
            </link>

            <description>
              Dick is, contrary to what is taught at counseling seminars, incontrovertibly not special.
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              07 Oct 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              Danny Goes Home
            </title>

            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-10-04
            </link>
            <description>
              I hate goodbyes.
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              04 Oct 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>

          <item>
            <title>
              Office Space
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-09-28
            </link>
            <description>
              Apply at a university, expect the runaround.
            </description>

            <pubDate>
              28 Sep 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              More Than Meets the Eye, Part II
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-09-22
            </link>

            <description>
              Jaime discusses his weekend of talking on the phone and watching TV
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              22 Sep 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              This is the Last One, I Swear!
            </title>

            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-09-17
            </link>
            <description>
              Danny should never be left in an unlit space.
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              17 Sep 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>

          <item>
            <title>
              Left in the Dark
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-09-15
            </link>
            <description>
              Trey gets nuclear.
            </description>

            <pubDate>
              15 Sep 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              Lights Out!
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-09-14
            </link>

            <description>
              The power goes out for a while and the hijinks ensue.
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              14 Sep 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              Dick Goes Limp
            </title>

            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-09-11
            </link>
            <description>
              Again, beg to be put in a strip, and we'll find some way to mangle you to bits.
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              11 Sep 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>

          <item>
            <title>
              Se7en
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-09-10
            </link>
            <description>
              It's funny. Not stupid and pointless.
            </description>

            <pubDate>
              10 Sep 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              More Than Meets the Eye
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-09-08
            </link>

            <description>
              Brandon and Jaime delay their trip home because Transformers is coming on.
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              08 Sep 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              Hello Kitty
            </title>

            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-09-07
            </link>
            <description>
              Trey, Brandon and Danny are faced with a dilemma at the drive through.
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              07 Sep 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>

          <item>
            <title>
              ...As They Shouted Out With Glee
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-09-06
            </link>
            <description>
              Jason's private school has a 3:1 girl-to-guy ratio.
            </description>

            <pubDate>
              06 Sep 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              Stabbing Westward
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-09-05
            </link>

            <description>
              Houseguests tread a fine line with Jaime.
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              05 Sep 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              Dick Pops In
            </title>

            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-08-31
            </link>
            <description>
              Beg to be put in a strip, and we'll sic Kwok on you.
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              31 Aug 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>

          <item>
            <title>
              Jaime's New Job
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-08-29
            </link>
            <description>
              Jaime needs a job, so Trey and Brandon get him hired.
            </description>

            <pubDate>
              29 Aug 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              Naked
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-08-28
            </link>

            <description>
              It's always a little uncomfortable when your roommate sleeps in the nude.
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              28 Aug 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>
          <item>
            <title>
              That's True
            </title>

            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-08-26
            </link>
            <description>
              5 in the morning is really early.
            </description>
            <pubDate>
              26 Aug 2001 00:00:00 -0600
            </pubDate>
          </item>

          <item>
            <title>
              Effit
            </title>
            <link>
            http://archive.vybeauregard.net/effit/index.php?date=2001-08-25
            </link>
            <description>
              Effit, defined.
            </description>

            <pubDate>
              25 Aug 2001 00:00:00 -0600
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